beyoncepatronus:

gaytawaycar:

beyoncepatronus:

why they gotta have cat titties tho

better yet why do they only have 2?

give the lady cats eight titties you cowards

creepbyradiohead:
“this glitch is making every funny post 10x funnier bc it looks like the text equivalent of when someone just stares at you silently after you make a joke
”

creepbyradiohead:

this glitch is making every funny post 10x funnier bc it looks like the text equivalent of when someone just stares at you silently after you make a joke

destrochao:

charlesoberonn:

Abolish unpaid internships, bring back apprenticeships.

“You don’t have to pay me, but I’m going to live with you from now on.”

theambassadorposts:

Misogyny at its finest

biinbitch:

Nelly, just trying to calm her sisters down. (requested by anon)

jenniferrpovey:
“ theponyarchive:
“ marsincharge:
“ meckamecha:
“ caucasianscriptures:
“Can confirm this
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Modern laundry sauce doesn’t cause color leaching like old laundry sauce did
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…..call it something else
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clothes marinade
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Oh, and most of...

jenniferrpovey:

theponyarchive:

marsincharge:

meckamecha:

caucasianscriptures:

Can confirm this

Modern laundry sauce doesn’t cause color leaching like old laundry sauce did

…..call it something else

clothes marinade

Oh, and most of the time, there is no need to wash your clothes in hot water with modern detergents. I can literally wash my riding clothes in cold water and it gets rid of the horse stench just as well.

Blood and sweat will actually come out better in cold water than hot. Your clothes will fade and wrinkle less (and thus last longer), and you may save up to 90% of the energy used. If you have stains, use the heavy soil option that washes clothes for longer.

However, there are exceptions:

1. If you are sick, use hot water, it will kill the germs better and help you not infect anyone.

2. If your tap water is routinely really cold, use warm water.

3. Cloth diapers need to be washed in hot water.

In contrast, if you use reusable cloth menstrual pads, never wash them in hot water. It sets the blood in. (And if you’ve bled through onto your underwear, washing it in cold water may save it).

v1als:

just lost my mcfreakin mind on a conference call bc someone’s email was their first initial and full last name and it spelled m.othman

antiandrogen:

fresh-opossum:

antiandrogen:

i know this might be hard for some people to digest but……sometimes laws are wrong

sometimes…the law is not in place to protect you but actively harm you…

sometimes the laws are in place to protect only the most protected people while actively preying on vulnerable populations

predictions for the next few decades

rittie:

rittie:

  • UberWeed™
  • cable phases out
  • plant based continues to hit the mainstream, leading to a revitalization of the ‘can plants feel pain’ debate, but this time in like, actual federal court
  • apple and google combine, becoming the ultimate monopoly, any type of private information is now fair game for selling to advertisers but everyone just kind of goes with it
  • trump dies of a heart attack, piss-on-his-grave parties are arranged through whatever platform replaces facebook
  • i forgot to mention, facebook gets shut down both because of data privacy issues and also because nobody fucking uses facebook anymore
  • because of this another company buys IG and completely fucks it
  • twitter unveils ‘business profiles’ similar to IGs but they’re basically altogether pointless
  • wifi hotspot lamposts

all of you need to mark my fucking words on this

ratsofftoya:

roseskinnycoffee:

ratsofftoya:

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British food look like this

Excuse me.

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Originally posted by zasto-bas-meni

Okay.. alright..

British food does not look like that.

That is British food:

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This is British food:

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Sunday dinner looks amazing right?

This is also British food:

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So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes I’m British and we don’t all drink tea and speak posh oh no. That’s due to the area you live in.

Oxfordshire=posh

London= cockney

Midlands= northern

Welsh= north

And Scotland northern

And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.

So just don’t Diss British food, you’ve probably never tried it.

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Originally posted by sensualeroticblog

*goes to a restaurant in Liverpool*

me: Yes ma'am I’d like to order the Jellied Ox Taint

waitress: Oi cummin roight op govna

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whythefrickfrackdiddlydacknot:

eitheryouskateoryoudie:

trans-pureblood:

deathtokillian:

Some of you use punk as an excuse to be a dick, and it shows

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What y’all have against pigs? Their hella delicious fam

sour-watermelons:

What the fuck is the universe trying to teach me right now

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